
A new survey by Benenden Health reveals that 60% of bosses don't believe employees when they call in sick. Other findings:
- 25% of bosses question those who do not sound ill enough or who give flimsy excuses
- the average person has called out sick on four occasions to date
THE FULL LIST OF BEST AND WEIRDEST EXCUSES
A can of baked beans landed on my big toe
I was swimming too fast and smacked my head on the pool
I've been bitten by an insect
My car handbrake broke and it rolled down the hill into a lamp post
My dog has had a big fright and I don't want to leave him
My hamster died
I slipped on a coin
I've had a sleepless night
My mum has died (this was the second time the person used this excuse)
I am hallucinating
I am stuck in my house because the door is broken
I burned my hand on the toaster
The dog ate my shoes
My fish is sick
I swallowed white spirit
My toe is trapped in the bath tap
I'm in the ER, as I got a clothes peg stuck on my tongue
I drank too much and fell asleep on someone's floor...I don't know where I am
My trousers split on the way to work
I'm using a new contact lens solution and my eyes are watering
I have a blocked nose
I've had a hair dye disaster
I've got a sore finger







